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icarlyslut:

yall be like “my man gotta have a 6 pack a chiselled jaw line, exactly 84 strands of facial hair that is 0.026 centimeters long at a 93 degrees angle from his chin, and a fatass wallet’ but when a guy says “i like girls with blue eyes” yall fucking provide him with a backpack, map, translator and a free one way ticket to his living hell what the fuck is wrong with you

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